Dumb Ways to Die (Supernatural Version)
Set your archangel brother on fire,
Poke a hellhound with your burning desire,
Eat tacos, that’s out of date,
Use your private parts as Leviathan bait.Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of vamps for no good reason.
Stand around the edge of Lucifer’s cage.
Lose a bet and add 50 years to your age.
Live in a town with Croatoan virus.
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly,Dumbest ways to die,
The dumbest ways to die,
Dumbest ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.(x)
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I simply could not resist. This song has been stuck in my head for the past how many days so I guess my mind decided to do something productive with it. My writing abilities can only do so much. If someone out there can actually do the whole song, I would probably sell my soul to you.