ask-amy-pond:

elphias-doge:

captain-pip:

barackfuckingobama:

homo-sensei:

Captain Jack Harkness, ladies and gentlemen.

When we say Jack pulled a gun out of his ass, we mean it

Friendly reminder that this is a family show. 

#how did jack harkness happen?

Because Jack Harkness that’s how

“But that’s a compact laser deluxe! Where were you hiding that?”

“Ladies, You really don’t want to know”