biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

megalunalexi:

bogleech:

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

WE ALL LOVE DRAGONS, BUT IN THIS DYSTOPIAN ECONOMY, STEALING THEIR GOLD IS NOT JUST AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, BUT A LIVELIHOOD. 

A CAREER PATH…DARE I SAY….A PUBLIC SERVICE