An ocean mystery that doesn’t need solving is how many marine animals there are.
See? Pliny the Elder’s got this. 176 animals in the sea. Everyone else can go home. We don’t need marine biology anymore:
#write with the confidence of a roman naturalist who has literally no idea what he’s talking about
sound advice
*looks out the window at the ocean* … *looks at buddies* So, like… How many things do you think live in that water. Like, in all of it… It’s gotta be at least 100 right?
