wearthedamnhatholmes:

sallydonovan:

shit that definitely goes down at scotland yard

• dramatic readings of john watson’s blog
• charades where they act out previously solved murder cases
• sally balancing things on top of greg when he is asleep at his desk
• people repeatedly mistaking bearded anderson and beardless anderson for two different people
• dimmock keeping a heart-shaped-framed photo of sherlock in his desk; occasionally bringing it out to gaze at it adoringly
• sally flipping the finger at corners where she thinks mycroft’s cameras are hidden
• it’s actually anthea watching; she finds it cute
• the assassin hired by moriarty to kill greg in TRF is still hanging around pretending to work there because the other assassins forgot to tell him that the job was off

Dimmock as basically Helga from Hey Arnold! is my new favorite head canon, and none y’all will ever take that away from me.