imjohnlocked:

when sherlock comes back and finds out that anderson worked all his movements out OH DEAR LORD

Mrsmarymorstan: 

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

And now I’m just picturing Castiel falling in love with Jack as he teaches him to be human and protects him, so by the time they get back to Dean and Sam, that ship has sailed and Jack and Castiel are lovers and Dean is alone because of the choices he made. And I just made myself tear up.

dvancecinco:

Right?!  Ugh.  

I can totally see Cas and Jack hooking up.  Def the slow build happening here.  I mean, who is going to teach Cas how to be a human?  Dean hugged him, fed him, lied to him and kicked him out on his ass.  Someone else is going to be there to pick up the pieces, and Dean isn’t very altruistic.  He’s jealous and possessive and he doesn’t like people touching his things.  He’s gonna be hella pissed off at Cas, when he was just adapting to a situation created on all accounts by Dean.

Like I said last night, Dean is literally making a list of all the things he can do to alienate himself from his loved ones and then crossing them off.

  1. lie to Sam
  2. lie to Cas
  3. lie to Charlie
  4. lie to Sam again
  5. keep lying to Sam
  6. oh i think there’s another lie for Cas over here
  7. not tell the truth
  8. lie of omission
  9. pretend like nothing is wrong
  10. make grand gesture of familiar solidarity
  11. quickly follow up with lie to Sam
  12. ship Kevin off to Branson (kid needs some Dolly Parton uhm WTAF?)
  13. get angry at brother for not having a traditional sense of home
  14. buy game of thrones and popcorn to make up for it
  15. lie to someone else because it’s been a while

Dean is the embodiment of the Kelly Clarkson song, Beautiful Disaster

A summary of Doctor Who

First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN’T CHESTERTON HELP ME

Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice

Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk

Fourth Doctor: I don’t know what’s going on I’m just making it up as I go along I promise it’s like 62% safe here have a jelly baby

Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from

Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous

Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what’s going on in fact I’ve planned most of it but I can’t tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what’s best so set fire to that building

Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny

Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather

Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT

Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN’T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET’S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I’m so alone