Woman yelling at her daughter: For God’s sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I’m buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I’m 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you’re never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.