- Steve King claimed that white people have done more for civilization than non whites
- Melania Trump plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama (that’s symbolic)
- Trump campaign denies that they plagiarized Michelle’s speech and cites a quote from my little pony
- Alaska yells at Paul Ryan for miscounting their votes
- Milo gets his twitter account deleted for abuse right before his gaysfortrump event (haha #FuckMilo)
- Chris Christie lead a witch trail
- Stephen Colbert took the microphone dressed as Caesar and claimed that he was starting the hungry for power games and then was escorted off stage but not before he said “I know i’m not supposed to be up here but let’s be honest neither is trump”
- RNC security tries to cover up a No Racism No Hate sign with an American flag (symbolic again)
- RNC got slammed when Paul Ryan took a selfie with interns, it was just a sea of white people and DNC responded with pictures of their interns who much more diverse
- Donald Trump was announced with “we are the champions” playing which naturally pissed off Queen
- the Internet lost it because “We Are the Champions” is sung by Fred Mercury, a Bi man who died of AIDs in 1991 and Trump’s VP thinks HIV/AIDs funding should go to conversion therapy
- Laura Ingraham did a Nazi salute for .5 seconds which could have been a mistake (hmmmm)
- Ted Cruz refused to endorse Trump and was booed off stage (fuck ted cruz though he’s worse than Trump but damn that took some balls)
what the fuck is going on in america like mmmmmmohmygod
living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?
i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking
this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary
No but this could totally be a thing.
Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.” Marriage for everybody.
He’s pro gun-control. Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.
He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage. He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty. He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.
Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.
can this be real?
Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing
’A FORCE WE CAN COUNT ON’
i need this political campaign
Also, Darth Vader has already proven that he’s not willing to let the military unduly influence his actions.
He supports small independent businesses (okay, bounty hunters, but STILL).
Plus, his strong family values should appeal to the moderates.
Michael Stipe to Donald Trump, Other Candidates Using Band’s Music: “Go Fuck Yourselves”
