The thing I love about John is that like…he’s so much more dangerous than Sherlock but everyone else was trying to warn him away like “that guy gets off on crime and you seem like a nice bloke, watch yourself.” They’re all scared for him like “one day we’ll be standing around a body and sherlock will be the one who put it there” and that very night they’re all standing around the cabbie’s body and John put it there.
john: seriously, this guy, a junkie ????
sherlock, blushing: omg , john listen, this is so cute and sweet, but ur about to embarrass yourself real bad
