Bonus:
Bruce can’t handle stressful games. And let’s be honest, Thor can’t handle his appetite.
{EDIT: I’ve been notified by a number of people that the Bonus image links were broken and unviewable. I think I’ve fixed that issue, so if you were one of those people, this post is now in working condition =] ]
[[Also! Credit to northernlotus for the idea of Bucky’s participation!]]
marvel characters’ fighting styles according to me
iron man: blow shit up
captain america: gymnastics + ultimate frisbee
hulk: break everything and yell a lot
thor: hammer ballet
black widow: death by thighs
hawkeye: increasingly cool arrow-shooting
scarlet witch: interpretive dance
quicksilver: just run them over
falcon: caw caw motherfuckers
winter soldier: never-ending weapons hoard + scowly duckface
war machine: machine gun shoulder + sheer level of cool
thor looks to the left
sees his brother masquerading as their father, bringing about ragnarok
looks to the right
sees his allies on earth fighting each other like mad, ruining the image of superheroes for everyone
looks to the camera like he’s from the office
