darkestelemental616:

merindab:

darkestelemental616:

[#I LOVE THE IDEA OF DEAN DRIVING SLOWLY TRYING TO GET SAM’S ATTENTION #SAM #SAM STOP BEING A BITCH#AND SAMS LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JERK I’M GONNA TELL JACK YOU USED HIS HEAD AS A GODDAMN SOCCER BALL #NO BUT SAM KEEP CONSTANT TABS ON JACK’S HEAD #AND LIKE UNCONSCIONSLY HE’S ALWAYS REACHING OUT TO TOUCH IT #MAKE SURE ITS THERE #SO HE KNOWS THE SECOND ITS GONE #OH GOD MY HEART  

these tags mean we’re doin’ it right awww yeah]

Dean gulped. He’d been lucky enough to miss Jack’s resurrections, so he knew next to nothing about it, and his and Sam’s had always been instantaneous. But Jack’s weren’t, and between the two of them, Sam was the expert.

“Okay, I get the point. Get in the car,” he said hoarsely. “We’re getting back to the hotel and getting cleaned up and packed, and then we’re gonna find Jack." 

——

Jack finally found himself dragged back to consciousness, oddly pain-free and almost warm. 

"…Sam?”

“Not exactly.” A young brunette leaned over him, smiling gently. “You can call me Eve, actually.”

Jack started to sit up and found himself cuffed. “Well that’s not usually how I start a relationship.” He looked past her and frowned at the….people? creatures?

“Where am I? What do you want with me? Where are the Winchesters?”

Eve stroked Jack’s cheek thoughtfully. “My children thought you were one of us. You’re not, but you almost could be. Who are the Winchesters?” 

A slight shudder went through the group of creatures behind her, but they remained silent, feigning ignorance. 

“Looks like you should ask your friends there. They’re friends of mine though, so if you know what’s good for you, you should probably just let me go, lady.” Jack gave her a dark smile

darkestelemental616:

merindab:

darkestelemental616:

Sam lost the head hunting a werewolf a week later. He’d left it in the room, and they’d ended up staying out all night trying to find the monster. By the time they’d managed to stumble back to the motel, bloody and exhausted, Sam’s bed showed clear signs of disturbance and the bag he’d kept Jack’s head in was ripped wide open. 

“Jack?!” He ran over to his bed, exhaustion forgotten as he tore the covers aside, trying to find any sign of Jacks’s remains. “Dean! His head’s gone!" 

Dean, hard as he tried, couldn’t muster up the energy to care as much as Sam clearly did. “Dude. We’re both hurt. Let’s focus on that, then we start looking, okay?”

Sam just stared at him. “It’s Jack. When he comes back, he’s gonna need us to be there. Don’t you care about that?” 

"For God’s sake, Sam, focus on us first! Salt line’s not broken, and the sigils are still in one piece, so whatever it was, it’s probably nothing dangerous. We’re gonna run a sweep, rest up, and look later.” 

Sam’s lips thinned. He said nothing more as he picked up his shotgun and headed back out of the door, slamming it behind him. 

Dean stared at the door. With a sigh he wiped his hands on his pants and collected their bags. It didn’t take too long to find Sam angrily walking down the side of the road. Of course nobody was going to pick him up this time of night and looking like that.

"Come on, Dude, get in the car.”

Sam ignored him and kept walking as Dean drove slowly along.

“Look,” Dean ran a hand through his hair. “He always come back, right? He memorized your number. He’ll call.”

Sam turned towards him, furious. “Yeah, he’ll call when he’s screaming in pain as his body tries to put itself back together.”

Dean was surprised, Jack had never really told him much about himself. “Is it that bad?”

“Yeah, Dean, it’s that’s bad.”

[#I LOVE THE IDEA OF DEAN DRIVING SLOWLY TRYING TO GET SAM’S ATTENTION #SAM #SAM STOP BEING A BITCH#AND SAMS LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JERK I’M GONNA TELL JACK YOU USED HIS HEAD AS A GODDAMN SOCCER BALL #NO BUT SAM KEEP CONSTANT TABS ON JACK’S HEAD #AND LIKE UNCONSCIONSLY HE’S ALWAYS REACHING OUT TO TOUCH IT #MAKE SURE ITS THERE #SO HE KNOWS THE SECOND ITS GONE #OH GOD MY HEART  

these tags mean we’re doin’ it right awww yeah]

Dean gulped. He’d been lucky enough to miss Jack’s resurrections, so he knew next to nothing about it, and his and Sam’s had always been instantaneous. But Jack’s weren’t, and between the two of them, Sam was the expert.

“Okay, I get the point. Get in the car,” he said hoarsely. “We’re getting back to the hotel and getting cleaned up and packed, and then we’re gonna find Jack." 

——

Jack finally found himself dragged back to consciousness, oddly pain-free and almost warm. 

"…Sam?”

“Not exactly.” A young brunette leaned over him, smiling gently. “You can call me Eve, actually.”

Jack started to sit up and found himself cuffed. “Well that’s not usually how I start a relationship.” He looked past her and frowned at the….people? creatures?

“Where am I? What do you want with me? Where are the Winchesters?”

darkestelemental616:

awabubbles:

merindab:

darkestelemental616:

[Like I’m supposed to resist that…]

After that incident, things were somewhat peaceful…at least as quiet as they could be with two Winchesters and a head that really should be coming back a lot faster than it was. 

Sam went out to get some dinner for them while Dean stayed behind to clean their weapons. He was only gone for ten minutes—long enough to walk down to the nearest McDonald’s and grab a carryout bag—but when he came back…

Dean! What the fuck are you doing?!” 

Dean looked at him innocently. “Relaxin’. Thought I’d try playing soccer, since you seemed to like it.” 

Not with that!” Sam snatched Jack’s head off the floor, frankly shocked by Dean’s blatant disrespect for the guy who’d pulled their asses out of the fire more than once. 

“Why not?" 

"Because it’s his head, Dean!” 

"He’s dead! What the hell’s he gonna care?" 

Sam’s lips thinned as he tried not to punch his brother. “…Is this because he slept with me?” 

"…No!” Dean’s eyes flicked downwards. Lying. 

Really, Dean?” Sam threw the greasy bag at him, hard enough that Dean barely caught it. “I’m not letting him out of my sight again. Asshole.” 

 #and then Sam ends up sleeping with it just to make SURE Dean doesn’t go messing with it 

Dean stumbled into the motel room smelling like bar. Normally he wouldn’t bother with a light, but this time he does, staring at his little brother’s form in the bed.

“Dude! What the actual fuck?”

Sam sits up and the head rolls onto the floor. He guiltily reaches for it, but Dean’s faster. “Alas, poor Yorick…”

“Not funny!” Sam grabs it from him and holds it close to his chest.

“He’s not coming back,” grumbles Dean, heading for the bathroom. “Give it up.”

Sam opened his mouth to say something really hurtful, but bit it back and looked at the cold face instead.

*chants something about a collab between you two while eating some popcorn. THOROUGHLY ENJOYING THIS*

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Sam lost the head hunting a werewolf a week later. He’d left it in the room, and they’d ended up staying out all night trying to find the monster. By the time they’d managed to stumble back to the motel, bloody and exhausted, Sam’s bed showed clear signs of disturbance and the bag he’d kept Jack’s head in was ripped wide open. 

“Jack?!” He ran over to his bed, exhaustion forgotten as he tore the covers aside, trying to find any sign of Jacks’s remains. “Dean! His head’s gone!" 

Dean, hard as he tried, couldn’t muster up the energy to care as much as Sam clearly did. “Dude. We’re both hurt. Let’s focus on that, then we start looking, okay?”

Sam just stared at him. “It’s Jack. When he comes back, he’s gonna need us to be there. Don’t you care about that?” 

"For God’s sake, Sam, focus on us first! Salt line’s not broken, and the sigils are still in one piece, so whatever it was, it’s probably nothing dangerous. We’re gonna run a sweep, rest up, and look later.” 

Sam’s lips thinned. He said nothing more as he picked up his shotgun and headed back out of the door, slamming it behind him. 

Dean stared at the door. With a sigh he wiped his hands on his pants and collected their bags. It didn’t take too long to find Sam angrily walking down the side of the road. Of course nobody was going to pick him up this time of night and looking like that.

"Come on, Dude, get in the car.”

Sam ignored him and kept walking as Dean drove slowly along.

“Look,” Dean ran a hand through his hair. “He always come back, right? He memorized your number. He’ll call.”

Sam turned towards him, furious. “Yeah, he’ll call when he’s screaming in pain as his body tries to put itself back together.”

Dean was surprised, Jack had never really told him much about himself. “Is it that bad?”

“Yeah, Dean, it’s that’s bad.”

jazzforthecaptain:

merindab:

So I have a friend/coworker that likes Supernatural and has decided to watch Torchwood. He’s 3 episodes into it. So far he likes Jack a lot…his other favorite is Castiel.

Sounds like a hop skip and two jumps to get him into superwood 😀

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Update! He finished Torchwood, actually really liked Miracle Day (but still doesn’t really get Doctor Who) and he can totally see how a jack/Cas ship would work.

I may have texted him a link to “Ghosts that we Knew.”

Technically this is all your fault awabubbles because we’ve bonded over Jack and superwood and that wouldn’t have happened without you.

darkestelemental616:

awabubbles:

merindab:

*cough* Valiant *cough*. The master with hands on a man who can’t die permanently. Terrifying.

TERRIFYING. *scoots master/jack noncon porn under bed* what were we, oh yes- TERRIFYING.

…I think the three of us could make terrifying beautiful things. XD

Oh I am certain of it!

*rubs hands together gleefully*

darkestelemental616:

awabubbles:

merindab:

darkestelemental616:

awabubbles:

WOW ACTUALLY REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS THOUGH BECAUSE YOU KNOW. JACK BEING ABLE TO KNIT TOGETHER FROM ALL SORTS OF DEAD STATES.

I SHOULDN’T WANT TO SUDDENLY MAKE THIS DEAD!JACK/SAM WUT

Oh, he’d really done it this time. Sam knelt beside what was left of Captain Jack Harkness with tears in his eyes. Knowing Jack could come back from this didn’t make it better. It never did, because Jack always came back screaming, and the worse it was the longer it took. 

He picked up Jack’s head, kissing the cold lips gently. “I’ll take care of you,” he said quietly. “I promise.”

#because I’m a terrible human being#and then he wraps the head up and keeps it in the trunk of the Impala#Dean’s reaction to finding that would be hilarious actually#I’m going to hell for this

Running with your tags…

“Sam what the hell is THIS?” Dean glared at his little brother, one hand still on the trunk of the Impala.

With a sinking feeling, Sam slunk around the side of the car. “It’s…Jack.”

“Dude, It’s a head. And why is it in my trunk?”

“He’ll come back, Jack always come back.” Sam picked it up and cradled it gently.

Dean stared at his brother as if he’d suddenly grown a second head of his own. He began to speak, then thought better of it and slammed the trunk closed. “We’ve got a ghost to hunt and your little friend there is not invited!”

I LOOK AWAY AND PEOPLE ARE FICCING THINGS FOR ME?! AAHH. [and oh look somewhat happily ever after]

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[Like I’m supposed to resist that…]

After that incident, things were somewhat peaceful…at least as quiet as they could be with two Winchesters and a head that really should be coming back a lot faster than it was. 

Sam went out to get some dinner for them while Dean stayed behind to clean their weapons. He was only gone for ten minutes—long enough to walk down to the nearest McDonald’s and grab a carryout bag—but when he came back…

Dean! What the fuck are you doing?!” 

Dean looked at him innocently. “Relaxin’. Thought I’d try playing soccer, since you seemed to like it.” 

Not with that!” Sam snatched Jack’s head off the floor, frankly shocked by Dean’s blatant disrespect for the guy who’d pulled their asses out of the fire more than once. 

“Why not?" 

"Because it’s his head, Dean!” 

"He’s dead! What the hell’s he gonna care?" 

Sam’s lips thinned as he tried not to punch his brother. “…Is this because he slept with me?” 

"…No!” Dean’s eyes flicked downwards. Lying. 

Really, Dean?” Sam threw the greasy bag at him, hard enough that Dean barely caught it. “I’m not letting him out of my sight again. Asshole.” 

 #and then Sam ends up sleeping with it just to make SURE Dean doesn’t go messing with it 

Dean stumbled into the motel room smelling like bar. Normally he wouldn’t bother with a light, but this time he does, staring at his little brother’s form in the bed.

“Dude! What the actual fuck?”

Sam sits up and the head rolls onto the floor. He guiltily reaches for it, but Dean’s faster. “Alas, poor Yorick…”

“Not funny!” Sam grabs it from him and holds it close to his chest.

“He’s not coming back,” grumbles Dean, heading for the bathroom. “Give it up.”

Sam opened his mouth to say something really hurtful, but bit it back and looked at the cold face instead.

darkestelemental616:

awabubbles:

WOW ACTUALLY REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS THOUGH BECAUSE YOU KNOW. JACK BEING ABLE TO KNIT TOGETHER FROM ALL SORTS OF DEAD STATES.

I SHOULDN’T WANT TO SUDDENLY MAKE THIS DEAD!JACK/SAM WUT

Oh, he’d really done it this time. Sam knelt beside what was left of Captain Jack Harkness with tears in his eyes. Knowing Jack could come back from this didn’t make it better. It never did, because Jack always came back screaming, and the worse it was the longer it took. 

He picked up Jack’s head, kissing the cold lips gently. “I’ll take care of you,” he said quietly. “I promise.”

#because I’m a terrible human being#and then he wraps the head up and keeps it in the trunk of the Impala#Dean’s reaction to finding that would be hilarious actually#I’m going to hell for this

Running with your tags…

“Sam what the hell is THIS?” Dean glared at his little brother, one hand still on the trunk of the Impala.

With a sinking feeling, Sam slunk around the side of the car. “It’s…Jack.”

“Dude, It’s a head. And why is it in my trunk?”

“He’ll come back, Jack always come back.” Sam picked it up and cradled it gently.

Dean stared at his brother as if he’d suddenly grown a second head of his own. He began to speak, then thought better of it and slammed the trunk closed. “We’ve got a ghost to hunt and your little friend there is not invited!”