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charlesoberonn:

ericvilas:

charlesoberonn:

I don’t like the brooding Batman who contemplates his own existence in a dark room or while having boring fistfights with the underprivileged of Gotham.

I like the Batman who goes back in time to stop Lincoln from being assassinated, calls John Wilkes Booth “an insidious secessionist” and then gets in a fight with Booth and Booth’s machine gun revolvers, hidden assassin blades and steampunk mech suit.

wait what the fuck

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Bruce: I work better alone.
Alfred, pointing at the orphan tucked under Bruce’s arm: And that is?
Bruce: This? it’s nothing — [trips] [dozens of orphans spill out of cape] w-what a bunch of amateurs i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen frick [orphans start backflipping across the floor] no wait I’m holding them for a friend just listen

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Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

tonysbadlanguage:

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

Batman always has to show up to one-up people in the dead parents competition.  Sometimes the conversation doesn’t even have to be about dead parents:

*The Avengers sitting at a table eating pizza*

Clint: God, I love stuffed crust pizza.

Batman: *swoops in out of nowhere, brooding* My mom like stuffed crust…. but then she died….

Tony: …..how the hell did you even get in here?

Batman: …I’m Batman….

Steve: That’s your answer to everything….

Tony: Clint, shoot him.  JARVIS, please bat-proof tower security and I’m going to call my lawyer about that restraining order…