fem!john never being taken seriously, because she’s just a petite blonde girl, with a bit of pudge around her hips and big, kind blue eyes.
criminals always smiling smugly when they see the lanky detective and her shorter-than-average companion, until joan goes into her “captain joan watson” mode and kicks asses and fem!sherlock punctually flushes and stutters and feels incredibly aroused every single time john pulls out a gun or knocks a 6ft tall man out.
I don’t know. There’ve been so many… Actually, there’ve been hardly any episodes.
Martin Freeman, trying to name his favorite Sherlock episode (via hudders-and-hiddles)
Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien’s attic.
Terry Pratchett (via mylittlebookofquotes)
#whereas terry pratchett storms in with a flame thrower#burns it to the ground#then sprinkles some of the ashes#on the windowledge of his own fantasy-palace#but only a few ashes mind#just enough to make a little pile#which is just enough to make a satisfying allusion#or perhaps even#if you’re lucky#all the way up to a satisfying *reference*#mostly just to make pretty pattens though#couldn’t you just see terry pratchett wielding a flame thrower?#with a crowd of nac mac feegles behind him#crying OCH AYE DEATH T’THE PATRIARCHY#and other such scottish war chants
Beautiful tags should be preserved.
(via noirandchocolate)