legit the only way I’ll be happy with clint and natasha in cacw is if they just… pretend to fight. like everyone’s fighting to the death around them and there’s clint and tasha in the corner busting out a gymnastic routine with fake punches and kicks that only graze, pouring out the theatrics, w/ clint falling to the ground like ‘Ahhh! She got me! This is the end!’ and a beyond-frustrated and bloody Steve yelling, mid-fight, ‘Clint! Fucking focus or go home!!’
Headcanon: The first lines that Bucky writes in his notebooks is that his name is James “Bucky” Barnes. He writes it over and over and over because finally he has an identity. Finally he has a name. And he feels like a human being again.
(me, waiting on a delayed flight, stuck in the waiting area with the huge glass windows, watching like 10 guys fight on the landing strip) so should we like call someone
“Ground, this is Lufthansa flight 1736. Yeah, we’re going to need new progressive taxi instructions. The terminal three apron is currently…otherwise occupied. No, we can’t access Gate 24. The jetway is…blocked. Thank you, Ground.”
