- castiel owns a laptop
- castiel knows how to use the internet for research
- castiel is irritable and sarcastic
given all the facts i think it’s about 98.9% likely that our resident cupcake of the lord has gotten into at least ten bitter flame wars with ignorant morons on yahoo answers
#I’m still waiting for him to find the fanfic tbh via baredwolf
#hour one: castiel answers thirty questions in the religion category and cites his expertise as#hour two: castiel instructs desperate teenagers on sexual health topics and reassures them that roughly fourteen billion other people have#hour three: castiel carefully corrects existing answers in the beekeeping tag#hour four: castiel enters the politics tag#hour four and a quarter: castiel reaches into the internet with a wave of grace and literally obliterates the politics tag#hour five: castiel answers knitting questions via robotmango
