This is why,when you see ‘vegetarian fed chickens’ you should not assume they’re properly cared for. Chickens are not vegetarians. They’re omnivores with a velociraptor lineage. Pasture raised / free range chickens eat the heck out of mice and bugs and are healthier for it.
I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.
She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.
“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.
“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.
“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.
i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now
This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.
Don’t forget Wolverine! He’s got like six foster daughters by now.
Excellent point, my man.
We will accept Batman and Wolverine as brooding heroes. All others will be required to complete an application process with supporting evidence.
Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.