I had the weirdest dream this morning.

I was doing a photo shoot with Martin Freeman (as in taking the pictures). Martin was lovely and also Michael Bay was there. (I really don’t see Martin doing a Michael Bay movie but whatever.) My camera wasn’t really up to the task but I did my best and Michael Bay was apparently impressed enough to want me to come work with him on set.

I also told Michael Bay that while I loved Armageddon, Transformers sucked. He laughed.