clint doesn’t mean to befriend the world’s most deadly assassin, but then again, he doesn’t mean to do a lot of things – piss off the fucking mob, for one. dangerous people tend to be drawn to him, whether because they want to beat the shit out of him or – well, actually, that’s usually the only reason they’re drawn to him. but so far he’s done pretty well with not dying/convincing the dangerous people to switch sides and not try to kill him anymore
he’s not really sure how it happens, but after he brings bucky in (something he’s still not entirely sure wasn’t dream) bucky is spending more and more time at his shithole apartment and eating all of his shitty takeout food and sleeping on his shitty second-hand couch. they talk sometimes, about their favorite weapons or nat’s horrible dorky jokes or how terrifying it is to put yourself back together after being unmade, but most of the time they prefer silence
and yeah, occasionally clint gets fed up with bucky eating all of his food and spoiling pizza dog rotten and always always always hanging out in his apartment even when he wants to be alone, but then bucky will smile at him, hesitant and still a little broken, and clint can only sigh and pull out the frozen pizza he’d been hiding for a special occasion
well. he’s always had a habit of picking up strays
Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball
I enjoy this
he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror
they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later
“it’s ok, she’s gone”
“NO SHE ISN’T SHE’S JUST WAITING”
i love that in thor clint’s like “yeah i COULD take him out but damn look at that fighting i’m rooting for him”
i assume nobody was surprised when he brought home a stray kgb agent
#omg #NO COULSON YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DIDN’T KNOW RUSSIANS COULD BE THIS FUNNY #SHE TOLD ME THIS ONE JOKE ABOUT STRIPPER AND A DJ AND I LOST MY SHIT #PLEASE FURY SHE KICKED MY ASS AND SHE MADE ME LAUGH WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN AN AGENT #nerd #marvel (via orwecouldnot)