A few years back I was in borders when I overheard an older couple by the dictionaries:
man: I like this one better, it has bigger words.
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
just
theres a dick in there
Ideophobic :#OH GOD WHAT IF HE HAS A BONER RIGHT NOW THERE’S A PENIS IN THERE OH GOD#BUT WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY KINDA SEE IT #AND THEN YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT#SO YOU JUST KEEP GLANCING AT IT #AND THINKING
And this lead to the following conversation with the roommate
A: What, they think we don’t look?
Me: I know, right? Of course we look.
A: And then of course there’s David Bowie
Me: Every girl discovered her sexuality with Labyrinth, either you were like “I’m gay,” or “oh my God, I like boys!”
A: And then I was like “Yay! Fantasy”
Me: And this is why you’re an asexual
