john: i’m gonna move into a flat with you even though we just met and i’m gonna eye fuck you and lick my lips eagerly when you tell me you’re not taken and give you puppy eyes when you say you’re *cough cough* “married to your work” and i’m gonna count all the times irene texts you and confront you about it and break any sexual tension between you and her by yelling my middle name and i’m going to go ahead and hesitate for a whole fucking minute when you ask me if you’re my best friend because you’re more than that, and did i mention that when we’re drunk i’m going to giggle and laugh and smile at everything you say and touch your knee because i really want to fuck you? also don’t forget that i’m also going to be incredibly insanely fucking jealous when i see janine kissing you and i’m going to be heartbroken when i see you propose to her and i’m going to do everything i can to hold back my tears and clench my fists in anger when you say goodbye forever without even saying “i love you” and give some bullshit line about sherlock being a girls name.
sherlock:
john:
sherlock:
john:
sherlock:
john: but no homo
sherlock: right of course
sherlock:
sherlock: no homo
Okay but
Sherlock has huge hands and John has a huge… cause of chafing
John has tiny hands and Sherlock walks just fine
what I am saying is they’re made for each other technicalities included
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING
this will never not be the most important thing
h an dsaS WR A APpped ar OU ND PH A llic SH APPED GFL ass es q!?!??!?!?!!?
lets appreciate that it fills john’s WHOLE HAND and sherlock is just sort of gripping it with his fingertips and oh my god i am filthy this is filthy
