Steve:[in a crowd and can’t find Bucky] this calls for drastic measures
Steve:[using his hands like a microphone]CAPTAIN AMERICA ISN’T A TRUE HERO
Coulson:[from across the room] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Steve: wait aren’t you supposed to be dead?
Coulson: shit

me: Lestrade is the British version of Coulson.
me: Especially when it comes to Sherlock.
me: You know he wears bumblebee underwear the same way Coulson wears Captain America boxers.