And apparently every couple in torchwood has “borrowed” the contact lenses…..

“Whose the queer?”

“Oi! It’s not 1965 any more.”

“I know he’s queer, I can smell it.”

Ianto, Ianto….

“Except  you won’t, because your a better man then me.”

“What was it like? Getting Blown up?”

“Wasn’t my best day”

“But did you feel it?”

“Yeah.”

“Shit.”

torchwood the criminal organization isn’t much more subtle. rofl