darkestelemental616:

dorkery:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

danvers-dennys:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

yndigot:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

kaedien:

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

Do your butts not get tired

After 12 hours in a car driving across three states, your ass is so numb that it could probably just fall off and you wouldn’t notice.

Tbh I would just get out around hour five and make a home in whatever layby I ended up in

@saxifraga-x-urbium Even weirder is that Americans are either two people: 1. Must never stop driving, not even to pee, just to cut like 15 minutes off of the estimated driving time 2. Get out every hour to see the sights even if you’re driving through absolute buttfuck nowhere

I got car sick just reading that

Same

I am that first type. It’s a problem when the family I’m seeing is a three-hour drive away. At least they know we’ll need to use the bathroom.

Things I Say While I’m Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

frickmanda:

“you should just get your license!”
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE

For the record I didn’t get my license until I was 18. So don’t let anyone pressure you into driving before you feel ready.