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foofnetwork:

Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.

Alton: “Alright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! ”

Chef Yaku: “I’m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I’m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don’t really have time to look for a tool and open them…”[smashes coconuts] “Man, you think a stupid coconut gon’ stop me!”

Other chef: “This dude’s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!” [to Chef Yaku] “Ah, man…”

Chef Yaku: “This could be your head.”

Other chef: “Uh, come on…”