i have a bad idea
my immortal but with good omens
crowley is ebony and he wrote it and isn’t even pretending otherwise
Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to
- Lose the newborn antichrist
- Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy
- Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
- Turn fake guns into real guns
- Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
- Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
- Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
- Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world
Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s and These Wings Are Made For Hitting And That’s Just What They’ll Do
hey do you think crowley would just buy the most expensive available mac or would he build some kind of horrifying $8000 souped-up alienware rig that he then never uses. apple’s a pretty evil company so i’m leaning towards them
update: never mind i have definitively answered the question. there is a
$20,000 laptop called the ego bentley. it is called that because it is
associated with the car company bentley. its casing is made of “bentley
leather” with “authentic bentley crossover hand-stitching.” its frame is
made of white gold. its specs are SHIT. crowley owns this laptop you
can’t change my mind
Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s and These Wings Are Made For Hitting And That’s Just What They’ll Do
What about black swans though