romangodfrey:

i-kan-do-zat-i-kan-do-zat:

SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.

I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE

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NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT? 

many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it

raptorific:

What I like about Gordon Ramsay is that he’s very loud and curses a lot but if you actually listen to him he’s like “YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YOU SHIT, AND I WANT YOUR GODDAMN RESTAURANT TO MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY AND TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, FUCKING FUCK.”

Like, if you didn’t understand the actual words he was saying, you’d think he was a sort of dragon, but it turns out he’s saying really nice things very loudly and angrily

sod-all:

In one episode Gordon got so mad he started talking to a wooden tiki

sod-all:

In one episode Gordon got so mad he started talking to a wooden tiki