Alexander Hamilton: Angelica, thank god, someone who understands what I’m struggling here to do!
Angelica Schuyler: ???? SHe’s my SISTER????

This has always bugged me.

Hamilton: How’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
Burr: It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.
Me: BITCH THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER TO HIS QUESTION YOU EVASIVE LITTLE FUCKER.

elizuh:

hamilton: *holding a pen and writing furiously* if anybody's gonna slutshame me, it's gonna be me