lafayette: but for this this to succeed there is someone else we need
washington: i know
You know, samurai were still around during the Revolutionary War. Hiring samurai was a viable option up to and including the Civil War.
You know you spend too much time on tumblr when…
Friend: I had to send a package to LAFAYETTE
Me: Guns and Ships…. Gunboats
Me: Wait…
america: please be president george!
washington: no
america: try iiiiiit
washington: no *quieter this time*
Cecil: A new man came into town today. He says he is a scientist. His name is Carlos, and he is
july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging
july 4th on tumblr:
Talking to a bigot like
“Open your mind. Stop having it be closed.”
“You can’t spend the rest of your life quoting The History of Japan.”
“please try this update”, said staff.
“no”, said everybody
“tryyyy it”, said staff.
“no”, said everybody, quieter this time