the-ford-twin:

aro-lafayette:

lafayette: but for this this to succeed there is someone else we need

washington: i know

You know, samurai were still around during the Revolutionary War. Hiring samurai was a viable option up to and including the Civil War.

elizuh:

america: please be president george!

washington: no

america: try iiiiiit

washington: no *quieter this time*

zenami:

Cecil: A new man came into town today. He says he is a scientist. His name is Carlos, and he is

memeufacturing:

“please try this update”, said staff.
“no”, said everybody
“tryyyy it”, said staff.
“no”, said everybody, quieter this time