i desperately want an exasperated Lestrade when John and Sherlock let him in on the fact that they’re a couple, like, “FIIIIIIINALLY GEEZE WHAT TOOK YOU TWO SO BLOODY LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT? WE’VE KNOWN FOR LITERALLY YEARS!!!!!! Alright lads, who had 4 years? Sally? Oh well done, mate!”
gatiss going to moffat like “ok im going to pitch something to you and i dont want you to say anything until im completely finished talking” with printouts of his fanfiction.net account clutched in his hands