Kill/fuck/marry: Eleventh Doctor, Owen Harper, John Hart?

bonusvampirus:

merindab:

Kill eleven ….oh geeze i dont wan’t to marry either of them….. fuck owen and marry John hart before encouraging him to quickly abandon me (after consummating the marriage?)

Take out a really good life insurance policy on John and then have him fake his own death. I’m sure he could find a really convincing way to do it. Split the cash 50/50 and never see each other again. It’s the sensible thing to do. 😀 

I like the way you think!