Aries: the technician that just wants her muffin
Taurus: tim the stormtrooper getting thrown through the soda machine
Gemini: kylo saying “people are going to love the new me” and then the camera panning over to the dead body behind him
Cancer: the pop up rainbow ‘sorry i killed your son! :(‘ card
Leo: “waddup matt” [kicks wrench]
Virgo: a stormtrooper calling kylo ren a punk bitch
Libra: knowing matt is kylo ren after he says “hi i’m matt”
Scorpio: getting promoted to superior officer and then getting killed by kylo immediately afterwards
Saggitarius: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE”
Capricorn: kylo ren saying kylo ren is shredded
Aquarius: the ‘it has been zero days since our last accident’ sign
Pisces: “i see what’s in your mind. it.. is… STUPID”
the signs as lines from alexander hamilton
aries: “We fought with him.”
taurus: “You gotta fend for yourself.”
gemini: “The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.”
cancer: “Me? I loved him.”
leo: “There’s a million things I haven’t done, just you wait.”
virgo: “You could never back down.”
libra: “Me? I died for him.”
scorpio: “See him now as he stands on the bow of a ship, headed for a new land.”
sagittarius: “You never learned to take your time.”
capricorn: “Got a lot farther, by being a lot smarter.”
aquarius: “Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of.”
pisces: “And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.”
The Signs as Torchwood S1 Quotes
Aries: “Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.”
Taurus: “Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.”
Gemini: “Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!”
Cancer: “Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.”
Leo: “I believe estate agents pronounce it “Sploe””
Virgo: “We’re a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives.”
Libra: “I clear up your shit, no questions asked, and that’s the way you like it.”
Scorpio: “Last kiss for the condemned man. Embarrassing given we haven’t been killed…”
Sagittarius: “So, I’m shagging a woman and an alien.”
Capricorn: “Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?”
Aquarius: ” If it’s someone we’ve pissed off, that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.”
Pisces: “Well, think about it…lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.”