it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra
If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”
SOOOOLD
THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE.
You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English
A cop demands “What are you doing here?!” Clint and Nat share a look before Hawkeye stares at the cop with wide innocent eyes and very slowly signs I’m deaf. Nat sympathetically pats his arm while murmuring things like bagel in Russian(Just because she can). The cop takes a couple steps back and starts apologizing.
I gotta crazy troll comment on my ao3 this morning;
“This was SO FUCKING OFFENSIVE TO ME AS AN ASEXUAL (Even BEYOND the normal rapey sexist offensiveness inherent in a/o universe to being with.) I want to break your KNEES. 🙂
Bye-Bye. :)”
Okay, A) they left the exact same comment on both my omegaverse asexual fics B) Value of an Omega doesn’t even HAVE sex in it.
Look baby’s first random anon hate. Lol.
Troll uses Anon Hate.
It’s not very effective.
translation:
"i am a large baby. i did not read the fic. i read the tags only and decided to be rude because, as previously mentioned, i am a large baby.”
