how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”reblogging with msaether’s tag
whenever Mrs. Hudson is portrayed as being squeamish or uncomfortable about hearing or seeing the boys fucking I’m like DO you not know this woman ? ?? she’s a weed smoking exotic dancer who ensured her drug cartel husband went down hard for his crimes if she walked in on the boys mid act she’d just come back with a cam corder
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE?!
Not a joke. And not limited to 4th of July, either.
This is actually happening to us right now.
But in Oklahoma, the game is:
Thunder, fireworks, or gunshots?
The kicker is when you get your answer from the *tink tink tink* sounds on your roof. If you’re lucky, they’re just .22s.
For me, since I live next to a military base it’s fireworks, gunshots, thunder or distant artillery on the base
The poster for the pilot episode of Sherlock..,
makes it look like a bad teen drama series about gay vampires.
STOP
Truth.
Well, would you look at that.
Even Monty Python came back before Sherlock.
