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SO, you know that Superwood Rodeo AU idea? Yeah, here’s another fic. Oh and the title is utterly Kitty’s idea. I take no responsibility for that:
Save a Bull, Ride a Cowboy – Jack’s a new cowboy at this rodeo, and Castiel isn’t quite sure what to do with him, Dean is suspicious and Sam’s got problems of his own.
Yes, it’s going to be a chaptered fic. Because I have ideas. Probably terrible, awful ideas.
teaser below the cut
Castiel sighed as he stepped into the bar, stretching his neck. Dean leaned on the bar, two empties already by his elbow while Sam sat just behind him, nose in a book while his own beer was going warm. The place was full of cowboys like usual, most of them riders or attached to the Rodeo in some way. Plenty of girls too, one of which Dean was chatting up already. Dark haired, big breasted and tight jeans that showed off every curve. Of course.
Making his way over, Castiel sat across from Sam. “What are you reading?”
“Nothing,” said Sam, closing the book and setting it so Castiel couldn’t easily see the title. He picked up his beer and sipped it as the waitress brought one for Cas.
“Thanks.” He sipped it, noticing Dean had moved closer to the girl. “Need to crash in my room tonight, Sam?”
“Probably.” He ran a hand through his hair and leaned back. They watched as Dean led the girl over to the pool tables. “You hear Jack Harkness joined our circuit?” asked Sam.
Castiel raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
“Yeah. I guess after what happened he had to get away.” Nobody really talked about it. 4-5-6 had been put down, but the damage was already done.
Raised voices pulled their attention to the pool tables. A big biker looking man was shouting at Dean while the smaller man just watched him. Sam was on his feet first, moving towards his brother before the first swing came.
jazzforthecaptain reblogged your post and added:
SuperWood godparent? I’m trying to imagine what sort of responsibilities that would entail and all I can come up with are things involving sex toys and proper weapons handling.…that sounds about right though….lol.
She’s Jack, I’m John and we’re on either side of you talking super seriously about gently stroking the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
Nobody is holding a gun.
Oh….oh dear… Does that make me Gwen? Or Ianto?That makes you the subject of envy the world over.
I’m okay with this…
jazzforthecaptain reblogged your post and added:
SuperWood godparent? I’m trying to imagine what sort of responsibilities that would entail and all I can come up with are things involving sex toys and proper weapons handling.…that sounds about right though….lol.
She’s Jack, I’m John and we’re on either side of you talking super seriously about gently stroking the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
Nobody is holding a gun.
Oh….oh dear…
Does that make me Gwen? Or Ianto?
merindab replied to your post “I shouldn’t have gone to the rodeo. Now I want a Supernatural rodeo!AU…”
I…..would read this fic…. Of course I live in TX, so like, yeah… I’m just going to blame that….Of course, you know me. I’d have Jack swan is as some epic bullrider who takes on the big fucking brahman bulls like Blowfish, Sleeper, and Abaddon (who completely pwned Sam and Dean) and had a really nasty showdown with that bull they just call 4-5-6 after he—well—we don’t like to talk about that.
Just so that Cas and Jack can have filthy (because they’ve both been rolled in the dirt less than an hour ago) sex in the back of someone’s pickup truck (not theirs).
At least I’m predictable?
Here you go Jazz, have some Jack/Castiel rodeo AU cowboy smut. Hope it’s any good:
Okay,now see, that I *really* want to read. So I guess I’m predictable too…I’ll just put this out there: Gwen in the tie-down roping competition. Gwen Cooper in a cowboy hat and chaps, quick and efficient and possibly the nicest to the calves of all the contestants. I just see her go flying off the horse and flipping the calf over on its side with a litany of “Sorry, sorry, sorry!” in that gorgeous Welsh way she does.
I know there’s a picture of Eve in a cowboy hat too, but this was the first one I found and I *really* need to go to bed…
Okay,now see, that I *really* want to read. So I guess I’m predictable too…I’ll just put this out there: Gwen in the tie-down roping competition. Gwen Cooper in a cowboy hat and chaps, quick and efficient and possibly the nicest to the calves of all the contestants. I just see her go flying off the horse and flipping the calf over on its side with a litany of “Sorry, sorry, sorry!” in that gorgeous Welsh way she does.
I know there’s a picture of Eve in a cowboy hat too, but this was the first one I found and I *really* need to go to bed…
jazzforthecaptain reblogged your post and added:
SuperWood godparent? I’m trying to imagine what sort of responsibilities that would entail and all I can come up with are things involving sex toys and proper weapons handling.
…that sounds about right though….lol.