Willie made me write another crossdressing fic after this art.

Also I’ve now made the crossdressing fics their own series, here.

An Unexpected Dance Partner – When John and Sherlock, disguised as Joanne and Sheryl, run into Greg Lestrade at the club, John doesn’t expect things to end up like this.

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John carefully got out of the cab, wondering briefly how women did this all day long. Sheryl, of course, moved with effortless grace. She was gorgeous in the streetlight, waiting for John – Joanne – and looked almost nothing like Sherlock Holmes. John, on the other hand, was certain he’d win no beauty contest, even with the red dress and Sherlock’s expert makeup job.

Sheryl gave the bouncer a smile and a flirt and then they were going inside the club. Sherlock’s voice whispering in John’s ear about who they were looking for and why. Sheryl was fully in place as they stepped inside. The bass thumped loudly through John’s bones. He gave Sheryl’s hand a quick squeeze and made his way to the bar, needing a stiff drink and watching her effortlessly move in the crowd.

“Can I buy you a drink?” It took a moment for John to realize it was directed at him, another moment to realize he recognized the voice with a cold chill down his spine.

Closing his eyes, he refused to turn around. “No thank you,” he tried to pitch his voice higher, failing miserably.

He heard the man shift behind him as if trying to decide if he should say something. “On a case? Or just bored on a Friday night?”

John took a breath and slowly turned around, facing the amused eyes of the Detective Inspector. At least with the heels he could almost look the man in the eyes. “It’s for a case,” he said with gritted teeth.

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Early birthday present for beminevalentines:

A Threesome Birthday – I’ts Sherlock’s Birthday and he wants Greg and John.

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Greg hesitated just a bit as he walked into the flat. John smiled at him. “Thanks for coming. It’s what Sherlock wanted for his birthday.”

“But both of us?”

“I know you slept with him before.”  

“One time and neither of us were properly in our right minds.”

John smiled and poured him a drink. “You can still back out.”

“Oh no. You’re both very attractive men.”

“As are you, Greg.”

Greg threw back his drink before leaning down to kiss John, tasting the whiskey on his lips. John smiled into the kiss.

“In the bedroom waiting for us?” asked Greg.

“Yeah.” John took Greg’s hand and lead him to the bedroom. Sherlock was naked, blindfolded and cuffed to the headboard. He stopped trying to work a hand loose when he heard them step in.

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Have some short johnlockstrade this morning:

Poker Night – This wasn’t how Greg expected poker night to go. 

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This was not the way Greg had imagined this evening going. But fuck it all, he sure as hell wasn’t upset. John put down his cards with a wicked smile. Greg swore and hooked his fingers in the waistband of his pants, dropping them to the floor with the rest of his clothes. John was still dressed in socks, tshirt and pants; no wonder it had been his idea to play strip poker. Sherlock sulked in his pants. He’d refused to play the last two rounds. John looked Greg over appreciatively and took another drink. “Still not wanting to play, Sherlock?”

The man grumbled and tucked his head into his folded arms, slouching further into his chair.

John chuckled and stood, making his way around the coffee table to where Greg sat on the couch. As Greg watched, John climbed into his lap. Before he could react, John’s hands were in his hair. He kissed him hard, grinding slowly against his lap.