all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
Karamo in the cutaway: “When Hamlet told me about his issues with his uncle, I knew exactly how to help him. I can see that he has it in him to murder Claudius, but first he has to decide to do it for himself.”
*cut to Karamo taking Hamlet to go skydiving* “This is going to help you take the plunge. If you can jump out of a plane, you can avenge your father’s death.”
Bobby: I’m a piece of trash.
Karamo: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?
Bobby: You smooth asshole.
