This kid was like, four or five and adorable.
Kid at Work: I’m team Iron Man! SpiderMan is team Iron Man so I can wear his shirt!
Me: I’m Team Cap!
Kid: But he broke the rules!
Me: Even though it’s for his bestest best friend?
Kid: Even if I break the rules for my bestest friend, I have to sit in timeout.
Me: So Captain America has to have a time out?
Kid: Yeah. And I think Iron Man needs a nap.
Me: If I switch to Team Iron Man, do I get a nap instead of a time out?
Kid: Or could take a nap in your timeout, like I do.
my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”
i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”
