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One of my low-key fave things about the Kingsman film was when Eggsy went fuckin’ OFF on Harry at the pub. Idk he was just so ready to fight and I’m 110% here for that. I want Eggsy verbally tearing someone a new one in the sequel.

takeanotherpieceofmyhartwin:

YO OKAY SO HIGH KEY THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TOO??? 

LIKE EGGSY IS SO SMOL AND READY TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME IT IS SO GREAT

LIKE THE FIRST TIME HE MEETS HARRY HE’S ALL LIKE “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU WANNA GO????”

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AND THEN HE GETS TO KNOW WHO HARRY IS AND THEN HARRY SAYS SOMETHING AND EGGSY IS LIKE “STFU YOU DAFT POSH PRICK YOU WANNA GO?????” (x)

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AND THEN LIKE, SMOL EGG WANTS TO FIGHT EVERYONE ALWAYS? LIKE CHARLIE AND MERLIN AND ARTHUR AND EVERYONE JUST EVERYONE

AND MERLIN IS LIKE LOL NO

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BUT HE FUCKS UP CHARLIE AND ARTHUR JUST FINE

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AND MY SMOL EGG JUST WANTS TO FIGHT E V E R Y O N E

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I RAISE YOUR 110% AND WANT KINGSMAN 2 TO BE 200% EGGSY JUST FIGHTING EVERYONE

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mazarin221b:

solarrift:

I really like fics where Eggsy and other candidates have to pass the obligational “honeypot/ seduce your mentor/ NLP training trial”.

HOWEVER, i really want to see a fic where the “honeypot/ nlp” trial that Eggsy is tasked with is switched up a bit.

What do i mean by this, you ask? Well, basically, instead of Eggsy having to seduce someone to get information, he would instead have to keep his mouth shut when Galahad, a seasoned agent, is to (attempt to) get some important piece of intel from and by way of seducing Eggsy.

PLEASE THIS I WOULD IN ALL LIKLIHOOD PAY FOR THAT PLEASE.