A Horror Story: The Fey start writing Term & Condition Agreements.
About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of “the auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.” The glee with which some agents in my office say that is already a little worrying.
Because you did not contact us through proper hedgecraft methods within 3 business days, as per our Service Agreement, you are not eligible for reimbursement of your human infant at this time.
I understand that you intended to pledge your undying fealty for only the 3-month Trial Period, rather than the full 100-year term. We strive to make the Contract and Agreement process as simple and as precise as possible, and I can assure you that we truly appreciate this feedback.
I’ve reviewed your account information, and I can see that you have already used at least one one of your wishes. It appears that you requested the location of the best breakfast burrito within 10 miles, and I can confirm that you then made a $7 purchase at Cactus Pete’s. Once the Services have been used, we are unable to reimburse any part of the Contract, as is clearly noted in your Service Agreement.
While I’m happy to assist you with any other issues you’re having with the Service, regarding your request for soul
