DC: *makes Wonder Woman front and center in a nonsexual pose on the EW cover*
DC: *confirms Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy as canon*
DC: *is in the process of making a Wonder Woman movie set to release in 2017*
DC: *has made multiple animated features with a female lead*
Marvel: Oh boy, I love the Avengers! There’s Captain America, the Hulk, Iron Man, Hawkeye, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Black Window
DC: We can’t do a Wonder Woman movie, no one would watch it.
Marvel: YOU WILL CRY OVER THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A TREE AND A RACCOON AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
