jefferson, disguised as lafayette: a buddy of mine saw thomas jefferson take his shirt off in france and he said that thomas jefferson had an eight-pack, that thomas jefferson was shredded.
hamilton: thomas jefferson’s a puNK BITCH.

lesbianrey:

starparticles:

so apparently while Padmé’s handmaidens were training in “handmaiden bootcamp”, Padmé went and joined in on the training pretending to be a handmaiden too to get to know the girls better, and then later revealed herself to actually be Queen Amidala
so basically

“hi i’m padmé the radar technician”

#i heard padme had an 8 pack (via @lostacanthus)