Beg and watch the first teaser for the second season of Marvel’s Daredevil, which features a first look at Elodie Young’s Elektra and Jon Bernthal’s Punisher.
how many spiderman movies can they make….how many times can uncle ben die…..when will they free peter parker from his own personal hellish groundhog day….
Did you see the licensing agreement between Sony and Marvel making Peter Parker/Spiderman a cishet white male? I feel like someone is pulling my leg.
They’re not a story company. They’re a toy company. They’re a global marketing company. Creativity is not the business; consistency is. They’re the McDonalds of storytelling. Anything you want as long as it’s some combination of burgers, fries, and a coke, and its all cooked by computer. You want bigger menu – come to fandom. Dietary restrictions? Check the tags. You want a personal chef: come to Yuletide. 😀
One thing I love about Marvel fandom is that increasingly we are also ignoring the fast food when it displeases us. We just don’t even acknowledge certain deaths or events from the last few movies, like they’re the Satisfries of canon. Meanwhile Button Bob, the Shamrock Shake of the MCU, exists onscreen for three minutes but lives forever in our hearts.
There is a big new announcement. There is a huge new announcement. There is a terrifyingly large new announcement.
Marvel has posted a new teaser video. It appears to be 1:36 of static and incoherent screaming. It already has over a thousand comments.
Sebastian Stan has extended his contract. It extends to death. It does not specify whose.
Six new Chrises have announced starring roles in upcoming pictures. There is a rumor swirling around that soon they will have enough. Enough for what, no one is sure.
Everyone is smiling extra brightly for the press tour. They seem to be blinking an awful lot. You think it looks like Morse Code, but that cannot be right. Why would they be asking for help?
There is finally more Black Widow merchandise. The merchandise consists soley of boxes filled with spiders.
Joss Whedon is discovered wandering the backlot, clutching a bloody knife. “I just need people to realize that no character is safe,” he insists.
Chris Evans hasn’t been seen in months, yet new gifsets of him keep appearing. They are all posted from the same account, which has no other activity.
There have been even more delays surrounding Ant-Man. Something does not want the film to be seen.
RDJ’s clothes all seem to be coming from some parallel universe, even more so than usual. Your favorite is the tuxedo with Lisa Frank lapels and an unsettling usage of paisley.
