Year 2017

Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: hold on lemme go find Donald Trump
Alien: *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately

stagrunner:

irllavellan:

lindsaylohoean:

tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?

It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.

(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION

God: -is not in Heaven-
Gabriel: -plays the trumpet-
Michael: -repeatedly slams the Heavenly Gates-