Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

tardisman14:

  1. And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
  2. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

  3. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

  4. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

  5. Five is right out.

  6. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR