okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
“of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME”
WHAT IF MEDUSA MET A WEEPING ANGEL?
tumblr asks the big questions
NO YOU SON OF A BITCH I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
Alright Persephone, time with the hubbie is up get your ass out of the Underworld so we can have spring.
I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of current weather patterns in North America.
it’s really interesting how so many mythological creatures that are exclusively female (harpies, banshees, sirens) are described as having really piercing or unpleasant or otherwise notable voices? sirens kill men with their songs, banshees shriek when someone is about to die, harpies are awful cawing bird-women
(watch out for the girls who know how to make noise; we are monsters)
