I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?
JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
“We will create a self-sustaining and economically viable human colonies beyond the Earth; an expanding frontier where the power of human imagination can be unleashed, and a future where the human race can tap the unlimited resources and energy of space to create wealth and opportunity for all humankind.”
Did you know that NASA has a soundcloud account, with all kinds of really awesome recordings, including the entire Golden Record that is attached to Voyager?
I can’t wait to download all of this stuff and get to work making my own ambient tracks with it.
