which one of your otp is the *raises voice just enough to be heard across the aisle* “do you want chips?”
and which one is the *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”
things that honestly fuck me up more than characters saying “i love you”
- I will protect you
- I’m happy as long as you are
- I trust you
- *look of joy possibly with tears in their eyes* thank you (for being there for me/existing/etc)
5. “lets go home”
6. I can’t afford to lose you
7. I’m glad I met you
8. I couldn’t imagine doing this without you.
9. As long as I’m here, you’re invincible.
10. I’ve always admired you
11. *sympathy listening face while hero/heroine tells their tragic tale*
12. *forehead kisses*
Things to Imagine Your Ship(s) Doing
- Them resting together and talking to each other before falling asleep. Bonus if one half gets the other to run their hand through their hair and down their back.
- Forehead touching.
- Stroking one’s head in that way where their hand lingers on their cheek or jaw, and giving them a soft smile.
- Slow, shy kissing that eventually just ends up being really calming and nice to both of them.
- One person doing or talking about something they enjoy greatly whereas their partner just stares at them with a small smile and slight laugh because wow what a cutie their partner is.
- Hugs around the waist from behind and nuzzling their neck while talking as casually as ever.
- Forehead kisses.
- Playful arguing that leads to playful, harmless elbows shoving into their sides while they laugh at each other and themselves.
- Gazing up at the night sky while laying down on theirs and pointing out different stars and holding hands and shifting closer to one another.
“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”
“That’s your otp”?
“But they hate each other.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they’re not gay.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But one of them is dead.”
Reblogging again because this got even better!
more otp hot mess aus:
- ‘you’re lying on the floor of the movie theater crying and i’m the employee who has to tell you another movie starts in five minutes so you have to leave and i’m really sorry but im also confused as to why a documentary on lightbugs affected you so much’ au
- ‘i found you sleeping on my balcony when i went out to water my plants why are you here and more importantly how did you get here we’re eighteen floors up’ au
- ‘i’m having a minor breakdown in the middle of bed bath and beyond and you’re a bewildered shopper who wants to buy plates but also to make sure i’m okay bc im wailing a little bit in the kitchenware section’ au
- ‘i asked a staff member and they said you’ve been coming to the pound every day to play with the dog i’m taking home today and that’s why you’re getting weirdly emotional’ au
- ‘why are you dancing in your underwear to kelly clarkson in a public bathroom while brushing your teeth’ au
‘hey what’s your otp’
i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.
