I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
