Reasons why you should have plants in your room
– More clean air
– People think you are cool
– They look pretty
– You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
– You feel proud when they grow
– You can give them cute names
– pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
what
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
DON’T FEED THE PLANTS
the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat
But if guy did that…
sorry to break it to you but i am a guy