Have a good Red Pants Monday. Here’s some short red pants shower sex:

Shower Surprise – “I saw them when you put your gun away. Do you know how it looks to see you handle your gun in those jeans with that flash of red pants? What it does to me?”

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John was used to Sherlock’s sex drive. Or lack of. It didn’t bother him. When he was on a case he could hardly be bothered to eat or sleep, let alone any other activity. If it was too long between cases boredom made him apathetic and more likely to sulk on the couch all day then anything else. It was just another part of the man, and like everything else, John simply accepted him for who he was.

They’d been on a case all night and John was yawning as they stumbled back into the flat. Sherlock immediately went to John’s laptop. There was more work to do, but John needed a shower and at least a couple hours of sleep. He stepped into the bathroom and turned on the hot water, stripping and stepping under the stream, rubbing the scruff on his face.

Sherlock had been at his best form tonight, spouting off deductions as he led the way through rain-spattered streets. They hadn’t found the perpetrator yet, but John had no doubts that they would. Thinking of Sherlock standing pale under streetlights, dark hair shadowing his face was certainly not making him more tired. John dropped a hand to his cock, thinking of Sherlock’s voice as he worked, the way his long fingers pointed and gathered facts. How his touch could pull back a curtain to things John had only imagined.

That last thought wasn’t only about the case.

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janto321:

Hope in the Darkness (1748 words) by janto321
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Injury, First Kiss, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Watching, Post-His Last Vow
Summary:

Sometimes nearly losing makes you realize what you have.

Feels like way too long since I posted something.

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It was bound to happen sooner or later. And of course it was late on a rainy London night. John groaned as Sherlock hovered over him, rain dripping from his flattened curls, hands fluttering and panic in his eyes.

“Put pressure on it and call an ambulance.” John was calm; one of them had to be.

“I’m sorry…” Sherlock started.

“Shut up,” snapped John, biting back a wince as Sherlock used his scarf to try and stop the bleeding. It was all too much like sgt, only John was the one that was hurt. The suspect was unconscious a few feet away, only the fact that John was in need of attention had saved his life.

Sherlock fumbled with his mobile as he tried to keep pressure like John had taught him. The doctor focused on breathing slowly, watching him and listening as he called the ambulance. “Don’t forget our suspect,” reminded John.

Shutting off his phone, Sherlock turned back to his Doctor. Their hands found one another in the dark and John relaxed in his grip. “It’ll be okay.”

Sherlock gave wry smile. “Shouldn’t I be reassuring you?”

“Well, I’ve had more practice.” John adjusted the hand providing pressure before looking back up at Sherlock’s eyes. “I’m a free man now, you know. The divorce was finalized two weeks ago.”

“I am aware.” The hand in his trembled slightly. John squeezed as the sound of sirens split the night.

“They’ll probably keep me overnight, but it’s not that bad a wound. I should be back in Baker Street tomorrow.” Sherlock started to pull his hand away at the sound of rushing feet, but John held him in place, holding his eyes. “I don’t think we still need two rooms.”

janto321:

Kintsugi

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janto321

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, POV First Person, POV Sherlock Holmes, Rough Sex, Top Sherlock, Bottom John, Anal Sex, Light Dom/sub
Summary:

Only Sherlock sees John fall apart.

Hey I haven’t posted a quick little pwp first time fic in a while:

A Pot of Tea – John never expected this to happen over a pot of tea

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John never expected this to happen over a pot of tea. They’d been moving closer and closer for months, neither of them quite willing to step over the invisible line between them. It would happen eventually, but John always figured it would happen in the adrenaline of a case, the heat of a moment.

But what really happened was this:

They were sitting eating breakfast. Or rather John was eating breakfast. Sherlock was in the kitchen and John assumed he was puttering with an experiment. Either way, the doctor was just getting over a cold that had kept him mostly in bed the last two days. Mrs. Hudson had brought food and tea and he’d barely even seen his flatmate, though late the night before he’d heard the violin. Sniffling just a bit he reached for his mug without looking up from the paper. The mug was gone.

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I wrote a mormor pwp. I might end up writing more.

Don’t Trust Me –  When Jim is dumped by Molly he goes back to Sebastian

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Sebastian Moran was just finishing a late dinner when Jim Moriarty came stomping back into the flat. Whatever had happened, it wasn’t good. “She dumped me,” he growled.

In a moment Seb was by his side. “But you got what you needed, yeah?”

“And he never even called me,”  Jim kept talking as if Seb hadn’t. “You should see the way they pine for each other. Ridiculous.” Jim stripped out of the clothes that belonged to Jim from IT.

“Do you want me to kill him?” offered Seb.

Jim stopped and pet the bigger man’s cheek. “Tiger, I didn’t hire you for your brains. Eventually. Probably. But not right now.” He left the clothes pooled on the floor and crowded closer to Seb, making sniper’s heart jump. “I bet you can make me forget all about Miss Hooper.”

“Yeah, Boss, I’d like that.” He’d missed having Jim in his bed, even if he’d never admit that out loud.

“I know you would.” Jim’s quick hand squeezed him through his trousers. “On your knees.”

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Whew, finished my next crossdressing fic:

Sometimes, Charities Can Be Such a Drag – John and Greg dress in drag for a charity auction. Of course Sherlock is John’s highest bidder.

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“Why the hell am I doing this again?” John sucked in his stomach while Greg zipped up the back of his dress.

“Because you want to help support the charity and Anderson wouldn’t.” Greg stepped back and smiled at John. “You should wear heels more often, you’ve got the calves for it.”

John turned to glare at Greg, but stopped. The inspector was standing in a curly brunette wig, red halter top and a tight leather skirt that immediately would have made John adjust himself if he wasn’t already tucked.

Greg caught him staring and took a step back, drawing John’s attention to sexy heeled boots. “Been a while, but glad to see I still got it.”

“I would say you do,” John smoothed his own dress and moved to the mirror, smiling at the sight of himself in the short blond wig and red dress. He’d neglected to tell Greg he’d already owned these things because of an earlier case.

“Come on then, don’t want to be late,” Greg pulled on a leather jacket that completed his ensemble. John shook his head and followed him out.

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Jack Harkness Shags Everyone

merindab:

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I decided I needed a masterpost of my smut fics with Jack/whoever (as of today, May 21, 2014). There are a lot, so separating by fandom:

Torchwood

Ready For You – Jack/Ianto

Office Fetish – Jack/Ianto

Good Thing the Desk is Sturdy – Jack/Ianto

Bruises on the Heart – Jack/Ianto

Superwood

Memory – Jack/Castiel

Do Not Sacrifice for Us – Jack/Sam Winchester/Castiel

One Night – Jack/Sam Winchester

Sanctuary – Jack/Sam Winchester

I’ll Keep Watch – Jack/Castiel

After Midnight – Jack/Sam Winchester

Bound – Jack/Sam Winchester

A Moment’s Touch – Jack/Castiel

Ghosts That We Knew – Jack/Castiel

New Year’s Eve – Jack/Castiel/Sam Winchester

4173 – Jack/Castiel

Always a Pleasure – Jack/Sam Winchester

Christmas Eve 1945 – Jack/Castiel

Save A Bull, Ride a Cowboy – all the pairings

Midnight Rodeo – Jack/Castiel

Sherlock

In Kandahar – Jack/John Watson

Blue Eyes and Long Coats – Jack/Ianto/Sherlock/John Watson

The American and the Cop – Jack/Lestrade

Summoned – Jack/Mycroft Holmes

Come Get What You Want – Jack/Sherlock/John Watson

Doctor Who

May I Have This Dance? – Jack/Ten

A Braid Takes Three – Jack/Nine/Rose

Hands Entwined – Jack/Nine

Miscellaneous

Time Crunch – Jack/Jack

Flyboy – Jack/Martin Crieff

Local Wildlife – Jack/Tentacle critter

Captain Meets Captain – Jack/Malcom Reynolds 

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THAT is a lot of porn. Lol

And clearly I like superwood (thanks awabubbles and jazzforthecaptain)

I am totally writing Jack Harkness/Jack Harkness PWP. For reasons.

So I wrote some Sabriel smut…

Hear my Prayers – Sometimes Sam calls for Gabriel when the nights get too lonely.

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Sam sank to his knees and whispered the archangel’s name. Gabriel was there when he opened his eyes, looking down at the Winchester with heat in his eyes reflecting Sam’s own. Even on his knees Sam was tall, but Gabriel seemed to loom over him as if arching wings. Mine.

Gabriel reached out and brushed Sam’s hair back before trailing his hand down his jaw, drawing his head forward. Sam quickly released his trousers, nudging his cock through his underwear. “I know what you want,” said Gabriel quietly. “Why you called me.” He freed his half-hard cock.

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